Coming to strip club with no money is like going to a casino with no money. Nothing is free, there’s no such thing as a freebie or a free go! The more money your flaunting the more attention your going to gain, people want to join in your fun. However you leave broke, and the strippers leave winning.
You have your posers, these are usually a group of young men from 20-30’s, they come in, sometimes it’s their first ever time, now getting money out of these guys can either be easy peasy, or like drawing blood from a stone, but their usually a good laugh and full of banter. Maybe here for an occassion, “Oh it’s my mates birthday, can we get him a lapdance?”, “Yeah sure, it’s $50 for a 15 minute non-contact striptease if he wants the lap dance it’s $100/$150”, and usually nine times out of ten they reply with “Oh can’t we just have it for free, it is his birthday?”, my darlings, do you think I want your friend whose ridiculously drunk, to fondle my boobs and smack my ass for 15 minutes for nothing? No, not in the slightest! So I just strut off. If they agree however, you make sure your on top form, because they always run back to the table, congratulating the poor soul who I’ve just terrorised for the last quarter of an hour, yet he’s so delighted and over the moon, he either wants another private dance or one of his friends do, BINGO!
Then there’s the Playboys, the young group of guys with more money than they know what to do with, always dressed to nines, drinking cristal, Moët, and grey goose, they spend money, and a lot of it, always polite and here for a good time. You eventually learn how to tell the difference between the real playboys and the fake playboys, the real ones wear suits that fit them perfectly, they wear nice but minimal jewellery, they don’t necessarily start flashing their money about (unless you’ve got them white girl wasted then that’s a different matter), they speak properly, there’s a tab behind the bar, and they don’t hassle you, I always hold eye contact with one and act shy, to give the impression I like him, they love it, hold eye contact and a smile, then wallaaaah he’ll be paying your student books off for next months semister!
The ‘Fake Playboys’ I like to call them ‘Ballers’ because they remind me of some sad pathetic loser who sits at home playing Grand Theft Auto all day, and watching American films which just so happen to have scenes in strip clubs and that’s their expectations. Well unfortunately I can tell when your wearing a hand me down suit, and a fake Armani watch, and what does that tell me? It tells me really your broke as fuck, your probably lying about your age, your 18/19 but saying your 23/24, your wearing waaaaay too much cologne (older brothers/dad’s cologne), and you’ve saved up your pocket money for the last two weeks just to pay the entrance and for that one bottle of grey goose for the whole night to share between 10 of you. Then the more drunker you and your ‘homies’ are getting the more frustrated your getting about the lack of attention from us girls. Then there’s the cheeky pictures your asking to take of us, and your ‘checking-in’ on Facebook status’ saying silly things like “surrounded by these bitches”, when really, we only walk past you to go to the bar. Hmmmm, they don’t ask for private dances because they know they can’t afford it, and when you do your stage show they go wild for it! Which is always fun, other than that, that group is a no-go for money!
The solo yolo guys, I call them this because they rock up alone, (solo) and I think good on fucking you mate, *slow clap, nodding with approval* (yolo), they just come here and sit and relax, these guys 99% of the time book, always target the guys who turn up by themselves, there here for a dance always, sometimes more than often they like to be greedy and book more than just one girl throughout the night, these guys will spend spend spend! What they wear can sometimes be tricky, some look like hobos, and some look very suave, just keep your eye in what their drinking and how often, you can quickly work it out how much they’re spending.
Every stripper will understand this, and these groups of ‘money spenders’, guys the moral of the story is don’t go to a strippers if you ain’t spending, you will be the most unfortunate guys in the venue!
chloe1992xo 